Here’s an expanded and sharpened version of the bio that keeps the grit and builds on their identity for press kits, booking, or your website:

The Boneheads are a raw and rowdy rock band straight out of Mississauga, Ontario — a no-frills, full-throttle outfit ripping through the seams of Canada's alt-country, blues, and garage rock circuits. Drawing from the dirtier side of rock ‘n’ roll tradition, they mix the swagger of the Stones with the snarl of early White Stripes and the outlaw spirit of Waylon Jennings, all run through a busted amp and poured over cheap whiskey.

Their sound is unmistakable: swampy blues riffs, distorted guitars drenched in fuzz, foot-stomping rhythms, and lyrics that don’t flinch. Whether howling about heartbreak, hangovers, or the hard lessons in between, The Boneheads tell it like it is—raw, honest, and loud.